Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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