Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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