Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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