You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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