You just made me feel so damn special
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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