carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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