I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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