i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He shit in the fireplace
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
