she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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