Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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