3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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