It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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