He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
NoShamevember. You game?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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