The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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