I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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