we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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