If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
