Umm I'm too high to move.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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