honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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