i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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