id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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