Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Who died my cat blue again?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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