Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My vagina is officially offended.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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