I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
they need to just BURY HIM!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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