True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Randomize
