Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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