well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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