Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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