No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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