the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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