She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Yo dont text me then not text me
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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