Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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