omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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