return my video game
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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