If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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