i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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