I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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