like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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