some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
it glows. i had to have it.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
