Kiss
Puke
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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