Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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