is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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