I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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