Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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