Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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