no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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