i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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