No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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