Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Everything about him screamed your future.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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