I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
My vagina is very pro this idea
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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