I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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