Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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