My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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