I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize
