It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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