do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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