Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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