Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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